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WELCOME TO TULSA'S CORNER Tulsa O'Flannagan is a legendary cowboy in the old tradition, rough & ready he has spent most of life riding trails all over Arizona, Texas & the black country. Over his many, many, many, many, many, many years of trail riding he has amassed a vast knowledge of all aspects of western life, whether it be riding styles, survival tips or how to make the perfect Whisky Mac Tulsa has not only acquired this knowledge but in most cases improved it with his own special touch, in others however he has managed to make things much worse.
His early history is steeped in mystery & his origins are known only to a select few trusted amigos but a winding & dusty path, possibly the M6, has finally led him into our lives. Still riding his trusted steed Bravo he claims he will ride till his final days & hopes to be buried alongside one of his 7 wives, whichever he dies nearest to, though at the moment his 7th wife is still with us so she'd be the best bet. Over the next few weeks & months, should he last that long, Tulsa will be imparting his hard earned wisdom to us all but, instead of holding court in the bar at Rancho Bravo as he often does, we have persuaded him to allow us to publish his thoughts, his jokes, his facts & his tips on our website, for this Tulsa we say thank you. I think. We have also managed, after much persuasion (& even more Whisky Mac) to persuade him to allow us to show you some very rare photographs of him, something he has never before allowed due to his natural shyness & fear of recognition when shopping in Mercadona, click on our Gallery section to see Tulsa in all his cattle rustling, whisky guzzling, chap wearing glory. For now please enjoy Tulsa's Corner........ "Howdy once again folks, Tulsa O Flannagan here. Sorry I've been away for a while, had to go ride a rescue mission for my lady, got herself taken by some roughnecks & she was a'hollering n hootin for her hero in his half-chaps to come git her back, had to ride clear across the wild west (midlands) to find her, but find her I did, rescue her I did & bring her home I did, yeehaw ! First of all let me clear up last months true or false questions : My old pal Jesse James was indeed a drug addict, damn shame too, addicted to pain killers no less, so that was true. My old flame & first love Calamity Jane was definately NOT married to that old dog Bill Hickock, thats as false as my teeth ! And finally, despite appearing in all those accurate war documentaries, err films, The Duke alias John Wayne was never in the US armed forces, so thats another false. So whats in store for y'all this month, well I've got some more cowboy logic for you, some cowboy poetry, some genuine cowboy epitaphs & of course a brand new cowboy joke for you. If you enjoy reading my page don't forget to tell your friends thats it's all my own work, if you don't enjoy it then tell no-one & any complaints are to be directed to Richie, thats how it works round here, thats if I can drag him outta the local cathouse of course !
Never kick a fresh cowpat on a hot day . Fast is fine, but accuracy is final. Never miss a chance to shut up. Don't squat with your spurs on. (ouch) No matter where you ride to, thats where you are.
Here lies the body of Benjamin Lowe, his tongue was fast but his gun was slow. Here lies old Les Moore, 4 slugs from a 44', no Les no more. Here lies the body of old Tom Waite, the day he died he was 98, why do the good always die young ?
Henry had a little hen he called her Henrietta, then one day she didn't lay so little Henry ate her.
There was an old man from Nantucket, who kept all his cash in a bucket, His young daughter Nan ran away with a man, as for the bucket Nan took it. This months joke..... The sheriff stops a cowboy driving through town with his horse & wagon one hot day .. " Where ya been cowboy ? " " Southall " " Where ya goin' cowboy? " " Rushall " " Whats ya name cowboy ? " " Rockall " " Whats in ya wagon cowboy ? " " Nuttin' "
Thats all from me for this month cowpokes, hope you enjoyed my page. Look out next month for one of my famous cowboy quizzes, my advice is to git revising though cos it ain't simple, unlike that boy Richie, he's as simple as a mule with the toothache ! " Don't forget, ride safe n ride long......... Tulsa * * * * |